I read today that OJ Simpson was going away for at least 9 years for his little 'nobody leaves this room' incident in Vegas last year. I remember his last run-in with the law some 13 years ago. When my wife was in labor with our first child, the infamous white Bronco 'slow-speed chase' was happening on TV. He walked on those double murder charges but today he was sentenced for kidnapping and armed robbery. His defense team, attorneys Galanter and Chesnoff, have the distinction of having names that can be anagrammed together to spell 'Fecal Fang Hornets'. I think that pretty much sums it up. It kind of summerizes most lawyers I suppose.
UPDATE: Their names also can make "Snatcher Fag Felon"! You can't make this stuff up.